In which Ari is a model of restraint

Every year, Vancouver treasure Kidsbooks has a 20% sale. Usually this is a dangerous time for bibliophiles: 20% off is a perfect excuse to extravagantly overspend on our book budget. One protects oneself from this by taking allies (in this case my friend Jen); people who don't think it's at all strange to want to spend an hour in a bookstore. Unfortunately anybody who wants to go shopping with you at a bookstore dedicated to children's and YA literature is probably similarly vulnerable to temptation.

But I escaped with only a reasonable number of books this year. (And then I went and spent too much money at the yarn shop, but that's neither here nor there.)

Two were replacements, or already-reads that I'd been meaning to actually own for a while. the first was Enchanted Glass, by Diana Wynne Jones. You've probably read this (if you haven't, you should), but if you haven't, I'll just tell you that this is a lovely, comfortable little book, pleasant and well-rounded and rich, and that the reason I didn't already own it is because the Canadian edition took a while to come out in paperback, and also the American edition had one of the worst covers I have ever seen. This is the Canadian cover. Isn't it nice? Enchanted Glass is about Andrew Hope, who inherits his grandfather's house. Surprise: his grandfather was probably a wizard. Full of fairy tales and folk tales and family secrets and friendly monsters and walks in the woods. Delightful.

The second already-read was one of my favourite books of all time: From The Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler by E. L. Konigsburg, in which Claudia and her brother Jamie run away from home and move into The Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City. There they stumble upon a mystery/conspiracy about a priceless work of art. I cannot emphasize this enough: this book is amazing, and everyone should read it. Twice. Or so many times that you lose count, and the spine cracks, and the pages fall out, as probably happened with my copy (before my cousin, who was obsessed with this book at the same time that I was, probably stole it). And I'm not just saying that because running away from home to live in a museum was something that eight-year-old me seriously considered on multiple occasions, totally independent of the influence of this awesome, awesome book.

The Name of the Star by Maureen Johnson. I picked this one up mainly because our good friend and fellow reviewer Pippa liked it so much, despite Miss Corene's lukewarm feelings about it. It's about an American teenager who goes to boarding school in London, and apparently there's a mystery. I am told that the cover is misleading and that there is in fact no Victorian murder mystery, as it takes place in present day? So far it's... good? I think? Apparently we're going to be talking about it on next week's podcast, so we'll see.

The Grimm Legacy, by Polly Shulman, which Jen made me buy. Okay, she didn't exactly twist my arm: apparently this book is about library pages going on adventures and fighting evil. Basically. More details when I've read it, but with an endorsement like that, come on. What choice did I have? After all, Jen was the one who made me buy Graceling, so I think we can all agree that her judgment is pretty sound in these matters.

I, Coriander by Sally Gardner. All I know for certain about this book is that it takes place in 17th-century London, that the main character's name is Coriander, that there are magic shoes involved somewhere, and that at some point she gets locked in a trunk and left to die.

Also she's ginger. I think. Often that's enough for me, so maybe let's wait until I've actually read the book.

The Bookslingers Bookslinging Podcast #6: We would never ACTUALLY want dogs to talk


It's that time again - ALA Book & Media Awards season! Namely, we talk about the Newbery, the Caldecott, and the 1,567,834 other awards that the American Library Association likes to give out at this time of year.

Books from this week's podcast:

Bookslingers in Brief

You cannot imagine how careful I was not to light those books on fire.
I have a weird work schedule.

It essentially boils down to working like a Las Vegas water processing plant for two weeks and then having three days off. I usually spend one day running around town paying bills, spending some quality time sulking at the Laundromat, buying groceries for the coming two weeks (Will I need five lemons? Probably) and generally Getting Things Done.

For the next two days, I read. And this weekend was no exception.

Notice that I wrote "read" rather than "write in-depth and breathtakingly insightful yet flippant reviews for Bookslingers."

So, instead, we are settle for Bookslingers in Brief:

Bake Sale by Sara Varon

If you do not have a problem with a giant cupcake baking small cupcakes to eat and sell to a sentient eggplant, then you will probably enjoy this graphic novel more than I did.

It does beg the rhetorical question: If you are a cupcake and made of such delectable sugary and buttery goodness, does it really count as cannibalism or is it just extreme gourmet dining?

Demonglass by Rachel Hawkins

There were only two instances when I wanted to thwack the heroine on the head with a copy of the "Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland" DVD. This is a good thing.

I make bad life decisions. The squirrel epaulettes are the exception

Except the Dying by Maureen Jennings

Do you have a significant knowledge-gap about Victorian prostitutes in Toronto? Are you left bereft at your lack of archaic euphemisms for a dude's junk? This is the book for you. 

The Fault in Our Stars by John Green

I bawled.

Tale of Two Castles by Gail Carson Levine

Like Sherlock Holmes if Sherlock were played by a dragon (voiced by Benedict Cumberbatch in my head. He even looks like a dragon) and Watson was a teenage girl.

Fig. 1 (a) - Dragon. Do not ask about his huuuuuge hoard

The Inquisitor's Apprentice by Chris Moriarty

Diana Wynne Jones-esque romp through the mean streets early 20th century New York. Pretty sure Mother-in-Latkes (You pick the perfect son-in-law, we do the rest!) is the most amazing & delicious spell created.

Shadows on the Moon by Zoe Marriot

Oh boy. Intense retelling of Cinderella in a Japanese-esque setting. Best YA fairytale retelling I've read this year (I realize that we are only 15 days in to 2012 but I will keep you posted about the ranking). 

Dark Spring by Kathy Stinson

Our Canadian Girl makes it very clear that living in Montreal in 1885 involved stepping in a lot of excrement.

About half way through Jan Wong's China but have to stop after every chapter to boggle. 

The Bookslingers Bookslinging Podcast #5: For those of you who like spelunking


This week, we talk about a lot of very deep books.

By which I mean that a lot of them take place underground, in creepy dark caves, both literally and figuratively (two words we also talk about rather a lot).

Book news!
Chris Columbus, of Harry Potter directing fame, is writing a children's book series. We're really not sure what to think about this.

The ALSC Notable Children’s Books – 2012 Discussion List - Some of these will probably be Newbery finalists, if you want a heads-up!

Books from this week's podcast:

The Bookslingers Bookslinging Podcast #4: Best Books of 2011


On this week's Bookslinging podcast, we tell you about our best books of 2011: five books in both Tween and Young Adult categories.

Tween/Middle School

Young Adult

Admittedly, there was a bit of a gap, there, between podcast #3 and podcast #4. We were... on holiday.

We totally planned it that way! Absolutely.

The Bookslingers Bookslinging Podcast #3: We Only Like READING About Murder


On this week's Bookslinging podcast, we talk about:

  • The upcoming Tintin movie
  • P.D. James' new Pride and Prejudice murder mystery
  • The western world's weird fascination with (fictional) murder (we swear we're not terrible people, really)
  • The magnificence of Flavia De Luce!

This marks podcast number three! Statistically we are ON A ROLL.

New Review: The False Princess

This was one of those impulse buys you make - I’m sure we all do this - when you already have an armful of books at Kidsbooks and that little voice, the one responsible for most of your more ruinous financial decisions, assures you that one more book won’t make any difference on top of the nine you’re already carrying, and after all, you should support local independent bookstores!

I call it Book Voice.

Anyway, The False Princess, by Eilis O’Neal (and how great an author name is that?), is all about Nalia, the Princess of Thorvaldor, who, in her own opinion, isn’t much of a princess.

In Which Miss Corene Has A Book Hangover

I woke up this morning with the sort of hair that would make Molly Ringwald weep with envy.

Like this but with more air

There was a weird taste in my mouth and my eyeballs felt like they'd had a team of 1950s housewives scrubbing them with bleach throughout the night.

"What the hell did I read last night?" I wondered.

I lurched over to my desktop, dog trailing worriedly behind, and pounded on my computer with clenched fists until Goodreads appeared.

"Ah," said I. "Of course. That explains so much."

Word tequila

The book was, of course, Talking about Detective Fiction by J.D James.
On first glance, you wouldn't think that such a slim, delicately worded essay could pack a punch that would leave a full-grown adult on their back for three hours (I may have taken a nap somewhere in between). James deftly covers the history of the detective novel with in-depth chapter essays such as:

  • How is Sherlock Holmes so Awesome? 
  • Stop Ragging on Agatha Christie Please
  • People Who Don't Like Detective Novels - What is Up With Them? 
  • Why is Wallander So Sad?

(I paraphrase. Wildly)

I picked this up after a conversation with a co-worker who walked by holding an armful of Kate Ellis mysteries.

"Oh, they're nothing. Just a few mysteries," she said dismissively.

"Ohh!" I replied. "I love murder."

Pause.

Raised eyebrows.

"Reading about murder. I love reading about murder. Because obviously there is no such thing as a good murder. Murder is bad. Murder is a crime that is awful. Except for that guy in Murder in the Vicarage. He was a jerk. Even if he was played by Derek Jacobi in the Geraldine McEwan television adaptation. I am not a psychopath. I have a certificate in my wallet."

Murdering him is okay. Narratively. Please don't murder Sir Derek Jacobi, CBE, National Treasure

Detective fiction is important and complex and no mystery aficionado should be ashamed of enjoying a good (literary) murder. You are in good company: W.H Auden (poet with an impressive Wikipedia page) was a detective novel addict.

P.D James is a lady who knows what she is talking about. There is so much meat in this book that you will be overwhelmed with thoughts the next time you step into the library's mystery section. If you know someone in your life who scoffs at Scarpetta, jokes about Quintin Jardine or despairs about Dalgliesh, take this book and throw it at their head.

I gonna go take a couple of aspirins, some Tolkien and read this one off.

The Bookslingers Bookslinging Podcast #2: A Bookslinging Miracle!



Bookslingers, it's a miracle: we're back!

More or less.

After more than a year's hiatus (that's what we call it when we're too bogged down with school and work to even think about doing anything fun), your favourite book-slinging heroines have returned, with a brand new podcast for your enjoyment.

This Week In Books we talk about Scholastic's One Million Books for One Million Bookprints campaign, and Rob Lowe's new book, Love Life.

We don't have a theme this week, but we talk about Megan Whalen Turner's surprisingly, confusingly amazing The Thief, and fail to talk about Alan Bradley's Flavia De Luce series. Ah, well. There's still time.


Books That Need to Be Made Into A Movie Now... NOW!

I've been reading Margaret Mahy's twisty, bendy post-apocalyptic masterpiece Maddigan's Fantasia this summer. I have vague memories of starting to watch the BBC series based on the book at Miss Arien's homestead. I say "starting" because the next thing I knew, it was 5:30 in the morning and the DVD menu was blinking mockingly at me as my sluggish brain tried to process the awesomeness that I had just experienced.

The series and book are so fascinating, so unexpected and never quite go where you expect them to go. Just when you think Mahy is going to zig, she zags and then blows up a house. 

To prove that I didn't sleep-deprivedly hallucinate this series, here is the trailer for the BBC series Maddigan's Quest

Smug in the fact that it was just as weird as I remember, I began to think of what other books would make fantastic BBC miniseries.

Here's our Top 3:

1. The Agency: A Spy in the House by Y.S Lee

Victorian England! Pretty dresses! Fierce orphan girls with mad skills! Secret lady society!
Mary Quinn is rescued from the gallows only to face a very different noose. As a penniless orphans, her future seems bleak until she is introduced to the shadowy Agency which uses their seeming disadvantages to solve crimes that stump Scotland Yard.

Basically: She is a spy. She solves crimes. 

Get to it, BBC Writers.

2. Great and Terrible Beauty by Libba Bray


Fans of the series have already created some wicked trailers (I love the casting in this one). It's like Enid Blyton's Malory Towers  meets Gormenghast meets Picnic at Hanging Rock.


3. Carole Nelson Douglas's Irene Adler series

Rachel McAdams is a very good actress. She was brilliant in the Canadian comedy Slings and Arrows (Watch it! Watch it now! It will erase all the terrible memories of studying Shakespeare in high school) and while I was ostensibly reading something terribly important but in fact watching The Notebook out of the corner of my eye, she was very good in that too. 

However, I feel that she was rather miscast in Sherlock Holmes. Not because she couldn't pull off all that fuchsia (all the more power to her) but because compared to Robert Downey Jr. she seemed rather... young. Instead of envisioning them as romantic partners, it felt like Sherlock Holmes was her dad. I was having Little Women flashbacks. 

Anyhow, Carole Nelson Douglas's Irene Adler series would make a wicked BBC series and McAdams better dust off her English accent.

Any books you think would make a fantastic BBC miniseries?