Need a spook to match your curtains? Fancy a specter to add atmosphere to your dining room? The Dial A Ghost agency have got a ghost for you.
If you are looking for something gruesome and dripping, there are the Shriekers - a nasty, bloodstained husband and wife who love nothing better than to scratch the faces of children and strangle them with their bedsheets. If you are in the market for a proper English family, there are the Wilkinsons and their adopted ghost daughter who dreams of nothing more than owning a ghost sheep.
On one memorable day, two customers come to the agency. Nuns are looking to gift some extra space in their abbey to a nice family. And there's Fulton Snodde-Brittle who wants to rent the cruelest, most bloodiest ghosts to kill his cousin, Oliver.
You can imagine what happens.