So, in case you weren't aware, there is a book called I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems By Cats.
That's a thing.
In honour of this, NPR has a delectable comic tribute to cats and the poets who loved them.
No surprise, Margaret "Momma can get nasty!" Atwood makes the list with this painfully true quote: "I have a lot of cats. What else can you do with a B.A. these days?"
I think she may have a shot as a professional goalie.